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The Genoa Bay Yacht Club

All Members are required to adhere strictly to Club Byelaws and Code of Conduct. Actually, there are no byelaws or rules of any kind!

Application for Membership
Please type in full. Answer all questions.

1) Do you enjoy warm beer?
   Yes/No 


2) Do you enjoy wearing toques?
    Yes/What?. 


3) Do you promise to abide by our 'No Rules' Policy? 
    Yes/Yes......


4) Do you like flat pop?
Yes/No Way 


5) Do you wish Lil Eddie ran for Governor of California?
   Yes/Who Didn't. 


6) Do you want more questions on the application?
   Yes/Get a Hobby.


7) Do you like Pina Coloda's and getting caught in the rain?
   Yes/Maybe.


8) Do you wear Dresses?
    Yes/I'm not telling.


9) Do you love and I do mean LOVE Bay Watch?
   Yes/No I Love it!.


10) If Vanilla is black why is Vanilla Ice Cream White?
     Why/Hoping you knew.


11) Do you know anyone Famous?
     Yes/Nope only ME! 


12) If there are "No Rules" why the application?
     Why/Good Question.



         Your Name?    

         Email address